Jokes

1.What do you call a man who dosent know that thair a werewolf?


2.What do you call a 3 foot aardvark?


3.How did the intruder get into the house?


4.Why should you never trust stairs?


5.What time do ducks wake up?


6.What do you call a 2 year old wit a ghetto blaster?


7.Why did the womwen put lipstick on her forehead?


8.Why do seagulls fly over the sea?


9.What dose a house wear?


10.What will happen if you experiment with thin ice?


11.Why did the phone wear glasses?


12.Why was the celery arrested?


13.Why can you never trust an atom?


14.What is the hardest thing to sell a ghost?


15.Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?


16.Why was the woman fierd frome the keyboard factory?


17.Where do cowes go on a first date?


18.Why do cowes wear bells?


19.Why did the pie go to the dentist?


20.How do you tell that it has been raining cats and dogs?


21.What did one elevator say to the other elevator?


22.What is it called when a snowman loses his cool?


23.Whats a trampolines favorite season?


24.What do you call a flower that cant tell the truth?


25.Why did the bird go to the hospital?


26.What do you call a potato with gas?


27.What do you call a horse that lives next door?


28.Whats a sheeps favorite fruit?


29.Why did the man eat yeast and shoe polish every night?



31.Whats the hardest part about sky diving?


32.Whats a trees favorite drink?


33.Why do fish swim in salt water?


34.What do you call an imaginary color?


35.What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?


36.What did the drummer call his daughters?


37.Why did the woman not take the job at the ice cream shop?


38.Why could the lego man not run away?


39.What sould you do if you get cold?


40.Why cant bicycles stand on their own?